Quote we think we understand, but wouldn't swear to it

We had our last "river" today and everyone passed so now we get our locker room and equipment back just in time for our first spring practice... TOMORROW!!
- Cincinnati DS Natalie Dossman, from her CATSBlog

Now, I'm assuming that a "river" is some kind of physical test...either that or the Bearcats have been covering old Joni Mitchell tunes and are apparently re-enacting reruns of "Survivor."