I'll take "Can of Worms" for $200

Let's get this out of the way. John Amaechi hooked up with a men's volleyball player inside a second floor bathroom in Rec Hall, never saw the inside of Chumley's, cared less for Penn State football and knew even less about the exploits of women's basketball coach Rene Portland and lesbians.
- from Jon Blau's review of Man in the Middle, published in the Penn State Daily Collegian

You can almost hear the Penn State alum brains spinning, doing the math, thinking back to those halcyon days, figuring out who was on the team then, and trying to answer the obvious burning question: "Did I ever see Amaechi at Chumley's?"