Elongated Effusiveness from Fran Flory

"She is truly one of the bright, young shining stars of women’s volleyball with a tremendous future ahead of her and we’re thrilled that one of the stops on her way to being a great collegiate coach is back at LSU, where she can help us continue to build and continue to grow as a program.”
-LSU head coach Fran Flory on the hiring of assistant Jill Lytle-Wilson.

Crrripes. Thank goodness she didn't try to over-sell it or anything.