Salmeri gives up Paradise for lifetime of "All right, meow" jokes

Hawaii men's assistant coach Jason Salmeri has decided to leave the program and become a state trooper in New Jersey. According to the Honolulu-Advertister article, this has been a goal of Salmeri's for some time, and his uncle is also a trooper. Plus, I'm sure it gets really boring in Hawaii, what with all that crummy sunshine, breath-taking vistas, and papaya.

(The main reason we brought this up was so we could work "Super Troopers" into a post. We'd been waiting for a chance to do so since starting this blog.)