New hiring at Oklahoma, where the wind goes sweeping through the coaching staff

Sam Ojie, most recently of the now-deposed Legall regime, has been hired to play Abbott to Oklahoma's Costello.

Ojie is the replacement for the Loeswick husband and wife duo that were asked to not let the door hit them in the caboose on their way out. Not many people knew about the firing, perhaps because it happened quietly in the background of Restrepo being named CVU.com's Coach of the Year. "Hey! Coach of the Year! By the way, you two are fired."