Some quotes, but people still aren't funny enough...

"After an utterly heartbreaking loss to Oregon State on Friday evening, there could have been some question as to how the Long Beach State women's volleyball team would bounce back against an overmatched Prairie View A&M team on Saturday." - (Long Beach Press Telegram) Yeah, no there couldn't.

"We are playing Army on Friday." - an actual quote from Bob Bertucci at LehighValleyLive.com. Not that we find it hard to believe he said it, but that LehighValleyLive.com thought this was a choice quote to publish.

"[A poke bowl is] one of my favorite things with poi that comes from a taro plant and is sort of like a potato paste that you dip it with. The food is good here too." - Missouri frosh Loxley Keala -- from Hawaii -- doing a culinary version of "But it looks good on you."