Alaina Bergsma, no ugly duck, et cetera, et cetera

Did you hear? Oregon's Alaina Bergsma, at 6'3" surely one of the world's tallest ducks, was crowned Miss Oregon USA!

The Miss Oregon USA website is oddly short on details, so we can't tell what Bergsma did for the talent portion of the competition. I'm guessing it wasn't commit blocking on a 3-ball and then transitioning for a slide down the line.

Maybe ballroom dancing? Or baton twirling? Is that still a thing? Either way, Bergsma now is eligible for the Miss USA pageant, where she'll be befriended by an awkward but winning Gracie Lou Freebush who'll take everyone out for pizza while asking a lot of oddly personal questions.