Oh no, Senior Night! It's a trap! RUUUNNNN!

Charlotte upends Duquesne! - I mean, wow, right? 'Cause, like, Duquesne is, you know, and... yeah I got nuthin'. I should probably pay more attention to the A-10 before I write these things, huh.

Defense optional on Senior Night, apparently - Duke falls for the oldest trick in the book -- playing a decent team inspired by Senior Night -- and loses to the Terps, despite hitting .243 for the match. Which would be great except Maryland hit .338.

What home court advantage? - Advanced physical being Kindra Carlson collects 42 kills on the weekend, at home, but Cal, Stanford, both win in 4. Klineman, Murrey, counter with 24 and 23 against Huskies.

Another Senior Night victim - There's apparently something to this whole "making a big deal of the last time you play with your team in your home gym" that gets people fired up. This time it was Kentucky's Senior Night (OK, Senior Sunday Afternoon) propelling the Wildcats to a HUGE 5-game win over LSU. Fran Flory last seen headed back to her Winnebago.

Irvine gets first conference sweep in win over CSUN - TELEGRAM TO TOKYO, ATTN: P. WEISHOFF: NO NEED TO RUSH HOME. THINGS FINE HERE. HOPE ALL IS WELL. ENJOY TOKYO.

Well lookie who's back in first place again - How crafty is Penn State? Lose those matches early on, make everyone think that they're not any good, and then when no one's looking, sweep the Illini to move into a tie for first place in the Big Ten. Russ is like a modern-day Henry Gondorff. [intro Joplin]

Is that the Law of Diminishing Returns? - San Diego, smoking their way through the conference schedule, beat Santa Clara 21, 14, and 8. It also might be The Reverse Fibonacci (Da Vinci Code reference for 8 points).

Pardon? - Iowa beat Michigan. I don't know where to go from here.

Pop quiz, hotshot - What happens when Pepp hits .500 in a game and John Stockton University hits -.238? 25-4, people. 25... 4. Waves were up 17-1 at one point.