Sebastian Janikowski is still in the league?

Sorry for another non-VB headline, but seriously, isn't he like 49? And doesn't he co-star on "Sons of Anarchy"?


Northwestern, yay! - Wildcats continue to have Illinois's number, sweeeeeping the Illini in Evanston, thereby sweeping them on the year. I think they're still looking great for the post-season, and now they're on a roll and...

Northwestern...yay? - Of course, I could be wrong. Keylor's Cubbies then lost in 5 to the Badgers, 21-19 in the fifth.

SoCal 1, NorCal 3 - Stanford sweeps, Cal splits. Discuss.

UW-Milwaukee shows Mr. Belvedere the door - See, 'cuz, they beat Butler, and Mr. Belvedere was a butler, FUN WITH HOMONYMS!

Tobacco Road is closed, y'all - And Duke closed it, with an emphatic 3-0 win over the now-second place 'Heels. Amanda Robertson, 11-1-19 for .526. Ker-POW.

Not that it would've really mattered. - Sure, Mary would've been pretty sore if her Gators hadn't pulled out their 5-game win at Auburn, but they're up 4 games in the SEC East. Unless they're, you know, taking this "national ranking" thing seriously.

Villanova bounce Irish in 4, no one blinks - How about Villanova? With the win they secure a spot in the Big E Hoedown for the first time since the fall of Aught Seven.

Maybe the high school gym was better? - Iowa State loses to Missouri in 4 games in their first match back in their home gym since The Great Flood. Perhaps there's a debilitating mold still lingering somewhere? You've gotta steam-clean those carpets. (...or maybe Missouri just played really well.)

945? - The Hoosiers only draw 945 people to a match with Minnesota? Something else going on in Bloomington on a Friday night? And it's too bad, because the Hoosiers held Gibby the Gopher in check (well, OK not Gibby, but the rest of the Gophers), and won the match in 4.

Banwarth into record books - The Husker libero -- perhaps best known for the photo at right (sorry Huskie faithful) -- became Nebraska's career dig leader in sweep of newly Knight-less Texas Tech.

Hey, it's Todd Kress! Todd! Over here! - Yes, Buffalo is 4-10 in the MAC, but what a foursome: Miami twice, Ball State, and now Ohio in a five-gamer.

SDSU can't make up their minds - Lose to Air Force, beat BYU. That, my friends, is a dichotomy. But I'm sure the Aztecs will take the win -- at BYU BTW -- and ruuunnnn back to the warm beaches of San Diego.