Ray Bechard digs Fitty

Don't just stand there, bust a move.

"This one hurts worse than the Kansas match." - Iowa State's Jamie Straube on the loss to Missouri. Must have been a tough one.

"I had a flashback to Kansas in the locker room.” Iowa State setter Alison Landwehr, about the same loss to Mizzou.

"This one hurts. It’s already sinking in." - Straube again. Jeez, was this a match or a tax audit? It's not like they were forced to watch "Surrogates" or anything.

"What an unbelievable match from start to finish." - Northwestern coach Keylor Chan on the sweep over Illinois. Yeah, we don't think it's believable either.

"The chess moves in women’s volleyball involved Beach boss Brian Gimmillaro, who talked his kids into ignoring the Tigers' three-match Stockton win streak over Long Beach and enjoyed the town that time forgot in a 3-1 victory." - from LBPOST.com. Honestly, I've read that sentence five times and I still don't get the chess connection. Aren't most head coaches involved in "moves"? And why is Stockton "the town that time forgot"? Is there no Internet there? No Chili's?

"This is kind of a hard place to play to be honest. It’s kind of an intense place and I think our team has always had a little trouble in the beginning." - UW-Milwaukee head coach Susie Johnson on playing at Butler's Hinkle Fieldhouse. Well, did Susie bring her tape measure? I think if she did her team would find that the court measures exactly the same as their gym back at UWM. (Hackman reference. NAILED IT.)

"(Lauren) was customizing the set to each person to make them most successful and she was mixing it up a lot." - Oregon's Kat Fischer explaining why some of Lauren Plum's sets came with mud flaps, others with air-brushed flames, some with fancy rims.

"The Air Force Falcons got off the ground, but the Colorado State volleyball team quickly shot them down." - Rocky Mountain Collegian. Well that's certainly... vivid. Not sure I would have gone with analogy quite so -- what's the phrase -- on the nose.

"He put Michelle (Smith) in and he leaves her in the front row. That’s like the most epic thing you could ever dream of." - Colorado State's Jacque Davisson on Hilbert's decision to leave DS Michelle Smith in the front row against Air Force. "Most epic thing you could ever dream of"? Obviously Davisson has never seen "Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo."

“I guess she wanted to party like it was her birthday." - Kansas skipper Ray Bechard on Taylor Tolefree... quoting 50 Cent. He also wants someone to teach him how to dougie, t-teach him how to dougie.