Gunga ga-lunga. Gunga, gunga-lagunga.

"Honestly? That's your best pick-up line? You realize I could end you."

I don't understand the PAC 10. I really don't. - Is there a reason why ASU is suddenly, you know, good? They swept USC and UCLA for the first time since 1995. I know Van Orden was out for the Bruins, but Madie Smith isn't exactly chopped liver. Is this some kind of Gold Medal Squared stealth program? Or does the Gold Medal Squared equation take some time to grab a toe hold? Someone from inside the GM2 temple needs to let us know.

Penn State's HUGE sigh of relief - "Hey! We're still good! Woo-hoo!"

Run for your lives! It's... THE KLINEMAN! AIEEEE! - 32 kills, hit .500 against Washington in 5 games; 15 kills, .522 against Washington State. You can run, but you can't hide. OK, well you could hide, but, it's not like that's gonna help, is it?

No one ever expects the Hokies, or the Spanish Inquisition - Very clever, Virginia Tech. Just when we're not looking, after you've lost 5 of 6, BLAM! A quick 1-2 punch against Duke and Wake Forest. We'll never trust you again. (And why do certain Volleytalkers hate you? What's the deal there?)

Georgia Tech making things interesting / miserable in the ACC (check your local listings) - For the second weekend in a row, Tonya's Meandering Mess (see what I did there?) knocked off a league leader. This time it was the Tar Heels in 4 games.

It's official: Badgers have serious psychosis - How else to explain getting swept by IU at home including 25-8 in the third game (WHAT?!), then beating Purdue on Sunday. (P.S. Attendance was over 3,000. I'm surprised anyone was up at 2 p.m. in Madison... but seriously, 25-8?!)

Hiccup? - Ole Miss welcomes LSU, then sweeps them out the door. Maybe they should come up with a new mascot every year.

Well, that's one way to do it - Hartford lost two games to Albany, 25-13 and 25-14, yet somehow found a way to win the match in five for their first win over Albany in 8 years... which is the same number of points the Badgers scored in game three against IU -- I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I'm just having a hard time letting that go.

Yawn... - Remember Hawaii? It's been a month since they lost a game. Not a match, a GAME. Even so, over 7,000 people showed up to watch them dismantle San Jose State. But then, who doesn't love a good ol' fashioned dismantling?

WCC race is closed folks. The moose out front should have told you. - San Diego, Pep, St. Mary's, and LMU are, like, way ahead and stuff.

Minch moves Mountain West - Close one for CSU as it takes them five games to beat TCU. Danielle Minch -- whose indian name, as you know, is "Gray Shirt" -- had 20 kills`and hit .256