So, THAT happened...

"14 Ladies" drop 5-game match to 20 Bruins - Clunk. Stanford misses 10 serves v. 0 aces, which might have been enough to tip the scales toward the Mike Sealy Era Bruins. Ever think maybe Dunning needs to grow back his cookie duster?

No one make eye contact with Russ today - In fact, just don't go into the office at all. The day after Penn State lost to Purdue for the first time since 1987 -- 1987 people! Parachute pants! -- they lost to IU for the first time EVER. I find it shocking that Tom Shoji never got a piece of Russ.

Enough of these matches, Coach Sheffield has diapers to change - Flyers had two sweeps this past weekend, and half of those games the Flyers held their opponents to single digits. 25-5 and 25-9 against Temple, and 25-7 against La Salle.

Big win for the Arizona athletic trainers - Karst and Weber made "miraculous" recoveries from a Rubio-diagnosed broken leg / ACL tear and sprained ankle, respectively, to notch 22 kills and a near double-double, respectively, beating the Ducks. This was right after almost losing to the Beavers in 5. The trainers must have done that Mr. Miagi-hand clap-hand rubbing-thing.

What nationality is Jupiter, anyway? - French? But she went to high school here? I never understood that. Doesn't really matter, as elle a recu 26 kills, et avait 18 digs. Bon? Bon. And this time the Trojans were on the right side of a five-gamer. Oh and the Fonoimoana kid had 15 kills. She's not too shabby.

The Revenge! The Crimson Tide has it! - Take that, Gamecock football! Alabama's volleyball team beat your volleyball team, which is the sporting event that really mattered, so.... nanny-nanny boo-boo.

Georgia Tech beats Foreigner State - The Wreck rocks a .319 hitting percentage on its way to sweeping the Seminoles.

Sabel Moffett good, possibly part cyborg -  Three solo blocks and 11 block assists in 4-game win over Gophers. Strangely enough, she hit .000 for the match with 3 kills, 3 errors. Would've been more fitting if she'd been 7 of 9. (That's for you, nerds.)

Rock, Chalk, Manda? - 32 digs in 4 games by libero Melissa Manda is good enough to lead Kansas to upset of Iowa State. Not to mention that Karina Garlington went. Off. 18 kills, hit .378.

Zimmmmmmmerman - She messed around and got a triple-double, that's all, to lead Michigan past Illinois, so yeah, the Big Ten is completely unhinged.

Beth Launiere now hates the numbers 13 and 7 - That was the score in game five against San Diego State, before the Aztecs ran off 8 straight points to win the match. Ulcer futures in Salt Lake City were up, 13.7% in heavy trading Saturday night.