Hey look! It's Monday!

Stanford's revenge - Das Klineman erupts for 21 kills against...THE CAULDRON...to keep pace in the Pac-10 race. Swarbrick for...THE CAULDRON...still hit .478.

Whoops - Boy, I mention Morehead State is in first place in the Ohio Valley, and they promptly drop both matches this weekend. I take full responsibility. Start sending me teams you'd like me to put the kibosh on by mentioning here...

Hey! It's Notre Dame! - We poke fun at the Irish, so gotta give 'em props for defeating both Cincy AND Louisville in 4 games. Stasiuk and Tarutis go out in style.

U! C! Davis! - Walker takes down the Stork for the program's first conference win of the year! Is there more satisfaction in winning a match against a guy who has an Olympic gold medal? Or after the match does Stork say, "Hey, Steve. You got a gold medal? No? Huh..."

Clemson v. Duke, Rd. 2 - Not much better outcome for Duke, as Clemson gives Nagel's Nutballs their second loss in a row. Danielle Hepburn gets 24 kills, each time yelling "The loooons, Norman! The looons!"

Marshall rolls on - Marshall and their Type A coaching staff have won 17 of their last 19, including smoking Memphis (zing!) in three straight.

Duck...and cover - Gorana Maricic cranks out 54 kills over the weekend to put the web-footed wonders back in the thick of things. Nothing like Serbians to keep you competitive. What's that saying? "One Eastern European a year, keeps the rest of the conference in fear."