It's gettin' late in the day...

Gophers barely holding on - Can the Gophers fend off Indiana's Interlopers and Purdue's tresPassers? Does it even matter anymore?

Ooo! The ACC! - Duke and Clemson collide again to decide...well, really to decide nuttin', now that Duke has lost to El Bondito. Could the ACC _actually_ get three teams in the tourney this year? What kind of topsy-turvy world is this?

Ohio Valley Action - OK, quick show of hands: Who knew Morehead State was atop the Ohio Valley? You? You knew? Well, they'll try to hold on to that spot with matches against Jacksonville State and the Ford of Sam.

Long Beach and UOP - Long Beach. Pacific. I think Gimmillaro and Wade should just hold a stare-down contest at mid-court.

Nebraska hosts travels to Iowa State - Christy Johnson, setter for the ORIGINAL national champion Huskers, comes back to town with her Cyclones. BTW, is it Christy Lynch now? Or Christy Johnson hyphen Lynch? Christy Lynch sounds like a special wrench you use on the glove compartments of Swedish automobiles. "Hey, hand me the 5/8s christy lynch, would ya'?" Maybe they'll go the other direction and have it be Joe Johnson! That's got some pep to it!

Notre Dame, Cincy - Kellie Sciacca brings her 4th grade-lovin' ways to Cincinnati where she may or may not run into Papa Joe Chevalier.