Separation Saturday. Weekend. Whatever.

Separation Saturday: Who's for real and who's just jerkin' us around? Might find out this weekend.

Penn State, Stanford, in the Ivy League - This is when we find out if it's Nebraska all alone, or if Stanford is part of the same ZIP code. Big brains at Yale are basing their senior thesis on this match.

UCLA, USD, CSUN, Pitt - Is CSUN making progress under The Stork? Can The Petrie-Hilliard Gang (The Petriard) crack the top 10? Is Pitt a Big East threat? Oh, and UCLA doesn't have as much offense as last year, blah-blah-blah, but they should have enough to make it through this weekend, or Spicer will throttle them all.

Texas v. Mizzou - Will Hooker and Engle be around to battle the three-headed Chinese monster?

When Lloyd Carr shuts a door, Michigan volleyball opens a window - The Wolverines are STILL undefeated! And now that Michigan football is a dirty word in Ann Arbor, a hopeful campus turns its weary eyes to volleyball as they host Utah Valley State, Georgia Tech, and Temple. Cripes, they're going to be undefeated headed into Big Ten play!

Big Ten / Pac 10 Challenge - USC! Oregon! Purdue! Ohio State! Will Stone retire early? Will Haley bring back the 4-2 just to prove a point? Will Moore ask Haley how he won at Texas? Will Shondell recruit young talent to buy him hot dogs between the 2nd and 3rd games?