Monday Morning Mixer

That's it? - Huskers sweep the Nittany Lions. Fawcett hits zero, Hodge hits a .125. I haven't been this disappointed since the second season of "Joan of Arcadia." I'm sure Russ feels the same way. He loves anything with Amber Tamblyn in it.

This is the year Pi'i gets an ulcer - "Dear Diary: Beat Cal Berkeley tonight in three straight...I think my team is slowly trying to drive me mad."

Speaking of Cal...

Here's another stat: 30-28, 30-25, 30-28, Colorado.

Speaking of crazy - With a win over Iowa State and then a loss to Northern Arizona, Brad Saindon feels your pain, Pi'i.

The race for second place in the MAC is on - With wins over Minnesota and San Diego, Bobcats ain't playin', yo. Ellen Herman now the Godzilla of the MAC. With a purposeful grimace and a terrible sound, she puts the spinning high outside sets down.

Jeff Nelson's Extreme Program Makeover - First it was San Fran, now it's Los Lobos. Nelson's squad is 7-0, with wins over San Jose State, Arizona State, and a sweep of Iowa State. I'd pay money to see Nelson say "Bus driver! Move that bus!"

The Year of the Rosen / Rosen? - Well it ain't the year of The Carr, I'll tell ya' that much. Somewhere, Matt Ginipro is smiling... snickering. Smiling and snickering.

But why is the Wave green? - Tulane is also undefeated, with a big win over the Buffs, led by Radosevic, Vlaskovic, and Rebrovic, three obviously local products like fellow Wave Amaris Genemaras.

Well, hey! Georgia's undefeated, too! - With wins over Stetson, Georgia Southern, Presbyterian...nobody cares. That's not gonna cut the mustard in the SEC.