Monday, Monday (Bah Bahhhhhh, Bah Ba-Bah Bah)

Adventures in Headline WritingReally? "Upset"? That just sounds...weird.

Talk about your circular logic. Alabama beat Ohio, who beat Notre Dame, who beat College of Charleston, who, of course, beat Alabama. What's the old saying? "Coaches plan; Volleyball laughs."

Gophers losing a little of that Golden sheen? It's always tough when someone leaves a college, but it's a part of the game. People move on. So with losses to Ohio and Cal, I think we can all see what's missing from this year's Gopher program that's been a guiding force the past few years. Of course I'm talking about Kelly Bowman.

2-7?! UCSB is not lookin' so hot, people. So far they can't beat anyone outside of the states of New York and Connecticut. Unfortunately, the Big West has exactly zero teams from New York or Connecticut.

Cripes... 79 five-game matches were played over three days this past weekend. SEVENTY-NINE. That's like an average of...lots, per day. And there was only one on Sunday. And as evidenced by the circular wins and losses, not a lot of it seems to make sense: Is this what they mean by parity? 'Cause it feels more like the flu.

Where's that wound? Pass the salt
"Hm, how do I sum up the W&M match? A nice, general headline, or should I really beat those W&M people over the head and kick them while they're writhing on the ground...hmmm..."