Redbirds hangin' with European rodents

After reports from numerous Redbirds, we finally get one from Kasey Mollerus, libero extaordinaire and referee dancing partner.

Unfortunately, her report is pretty disturbing. Sure, part of the report talks about Kasey and her teammates talking down street vendors to 20 Euros for designer purses (what are the odds they fell for knockoffs?), but then...the PIGEONS.

Then our group met at the end of the city in a breathtaking square filled with beautiful big buildings with pigeons surrounding us!

Oh no...don't do it.

All you had to do was stick out your arm, and they would fly right to it. It was amazing to watch three birds come land on your arms just as if they were your friends!

Except friends don't perch on your arm in the hope that you'll throw bread crumbs at them, while carrying various diseases after having traipsed around one of the largest cities in the world.

Would Mollerus would find it as entertaining if three rats with wings landed on her arm? Yeah, didn't think so. Hope they showered with those "Silkwood" hoses afterward...