Misty May gets exposure!

More exposure for the AVP courtesy of espn.com; The website included Misty May's record-breaking 73rd win in their "8 Questions to Get Your Brain Working on a Monday Morning." Catchy title, no? Rolllls right off the tongue.

While recognizing May's accomplishment, ESPN also said May was just shy of another record:

Most bits of sand lodged in various body crevices during an entire lifetime. Just 314 more and she bests the mark currently held by Stickycracks McGee.

OK, "Stickycracks McGee" isn't bad, but the whole "sand-in-tough-spots" genre is a little played out, isn't it?

Why not just some lame wedgie reference if you're going that direction? I mean, if you're gonna shoot low, shoot really, really low.