Miss Volleyball, and her military future

East Kentwood senior Lauren Jones was named Miss Volleyball for the Mitten State. Jonesy will be a freshman at Kent State next fall.

Which reminds us, how do you think the whole military coup at Kent State is going? It's been 90 days since Army head coach Glen Conley assumed command of the Golden Flashes, and among the rumored changes are:

Outside hitters now called "101st Airborne."

Conley refuses to recruit anyone with the last name Crosby, Stills, Nash, or Young.

Now refers to Ohio, Bowling Green, Miami, and Eastern Michigan as the "Axis of Evil."

Keeps yelling "Fire in the hole!" right before someone hits.

Huge "MISSION ACCOMPLISHED" banner unfurled after every home win.