Time + YouTube * dork factor =

Oh, bless YouTube.com, spreading videos of cats attacking flashlight strobes and cars sliding on ice throughout the land.

Then we have this entry, a takeoff of the volleyball scene from "Top Gun," re-enacted by four superheroes. Sit back, put your dork helmet on, and crank this sucker.

(Major dork bonus points if you can name all five superheroes in the video.)