Brackets: Or "The story of how your team probably got screwed."

How many Big 12 teams does it take to fill a regional? - You know, they did this already. It's called "the regular season."


Yay, losing records in conference! - Exactly how many matches in a row do you have to lose to get into the tournament? Isn't there a point where "being in the Big Ten / Pac 10" stops being a relevant argument? Sorta like "the uncanny valley" for computer-generated characters?


Welcome back to the tourney, Kathy Gregory! - If you'll step right this way, we have a lovely St. Mary's team awaiting you in the first round. Enjoy that. Should you beat the WCC champs, you'll get the honor of facing DAS KLINEMAN and Interplanet Janet in the 2nd round.


It's the new ACC y'all. - Chris Poole doesn't understand what's so hard about getting an ACC team a top four seed in the NCAA tourney.


PAC 10's going dancing! - Oregon State, Sun Devils, didn't want to go to your stupid dance anyway. Mom and Dad are taking them to Shoney's later for milkshakes anyway, so...


Hawaii! - Switch conferences.