Hilton Hotels changing something we didn't ask to be changed

"Hilton Introduces New Breakfast for Travelers"

Knowing that Hilton is an AVP sponsor ("We are happy to provide the quality and value offered by the Hilton Family of Hotels to the AVP"), I read on, wanting to know if Hilton Laboratories had made some kind of breakthrough in the breakfast field, or if Paris had discovered a way to lace blueberry muffins with vodka.

"Choosing the proper option for breakfast is easier for travelers now thanks to the hotelier’s new concept, which includes color-coded labels."

Ooo, color-coded labels!

"The labels denote whether the menu item is low-cholesterol, low-fat, high-fiber, low-calorie, high-energy or--"

You know what, I take it back; I just realized I don't really care. Sorry, AVP. I tried to be brand loyal.