Quote adjustment with John Dunning

Schools across America are signing both juniors and seniors to letters of intent, which means we're reading the same kinds of quotes over and over again: She's a great player, unlimited potential, we're lucky to have her, on and on. Take this quote by John Dunning on the signing of...Das Klineman:

"Alix has high level skills because she works very hard and has had excellent coaching. She is one of the few players each year who can have a serious impact on the college game."

Once again, wouldn't it be great if a coach for once told us what they were really thinking?

I tell ya', this was a big mistake. HUGE. I really wouldn't expect her to have much of an impact, let alone play, any time in the next four years. I seriously have no idea what I'm doing when it comes to recruiting.

Or this:

Look, I'm gonna be honest about this one: I owed a buddy a favor. But just keep that between you and me, OK? Hello?