Oh, hey, did I lose a week somewhere?

Big Ten worlds collide - Over 5,000 people saw the Illinois / Penn State battle decided by a 5th game that featured 5-1 runs by both teams. I'm sure neither coach will mention that on Monday...

That's downright weird. - Duke had a rough road trip to Virginia, but escaped with two 5-game wins in spookily similar ways: Vs. Va Tech, 16-25, 25-17, 23-25, 25-17, 15-10. Vs. UVA, 18-25, 25-21, 24-26, 25-17, 15-10. We'll have the guy from "Ancient Aliens" in later to explain how this was pre-arranged by Martians who landed here during colonial times.

That whacky A-10... - Last weekend, Bobby Schneck's brigadiers had the misfortune of losing to La Salle, which averages about one conference win per presidential term. This weekend? Oh, just knocking off previously surging Duquesne in three straight, that's all. Kooky.

Gehan? We don't need no stinkin' Gehan. - Cal goes to Oregon's weirdo forest floor gym and clears some timber, 25-12 in the third.

Florida State International on top of ACC - Big win for the worldly Seminoles Friday against the Tar Heels, then they escaped a "trap" match against the vastly, massively, hugely improved NC State program.

Bucky tops Meeechigan - That's new, right?

Cal Poly tough to figure - Beat UC Davis and Pacific one weekend, success! Lose to UCI next weekend, nuts. What would Paul Walker say?

Oh yeah, how's Hawaii doing? - Because we rarely realize what's going on until we hear how they got screwed over in the tournament bracket, here's a little update: 15-1, only loss to UCLA, and Dave Shoji is now playing Chin Ho.

Arizona drops UCLA like they're hot - Wildcats in 5 over Bruins! What say you, Rubio? "UCLA didn’t come in here juiced and we are good enough to push a team like that." ...what? Is Rubio saying his team is able to push a team not on 'roids? Is that what he's saying? (No, but it's fun to act outraged for no reason)